Never Spore

You’ll probably never see my Spore away message set again. I finished the game several weeks ago. Finished, yes. After reaching the center of the universe, I returned to my home planet to turn in the quest and found that all my quest lines had been reset – apparently by the recent, mandatory patch.

F U EA Games. F U Maxis. Never again.

Ciaran smells like Shelly. Shelly smells like Ciaran. My nose imploded.

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