Torg is my Hero

Dear Pete Abrams,

I’ve identified with Torg for years and years with but one reservation until today.  At last, you’ve made it okay for nerdboys to kick ass.  I can’t wait to tell all my friends how awesome I am. Thank you!

Your loyal Sluggite,

Quasijo

P.S. Shelly smells like maple syrup. Ciaran smells like a squirmy kitty who doesn’t want to be snuffled today.

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